Lost Band Names

I Pressed Tab, I Love You

Dear Diary, Today I Conceded to Evil

Desperate Clingy Plastic Wrap

The Little-Known, Also-NP-Complete, Knapsack Full of Children Problem

Don’t Be Sassy, Mommy (via Overheard)

Strangely Erotic, the Best Kind of Erotic

Barron’s Guide to Being Extra Smoothies With the Ladies

I Know How Much You Like Lysosomes