Lost Band Names

Cookie Cutter Child Death Story (via windbiting)

I’m Going to Make Your Mom Commit Suicide

My Mom and I Solve Mysteries All the Time

Slow Domestic Abuse

So Close-minded to Grandma Porn

Don’t Be Sassy, Mommy (via Overheard)

Five-Year Plan: Get Bigger [via Ethan]

Embrace Your Children When They Least Expect It

Bucolic Babies

Our Ad Hoc Ontology is Being Difficult