Lost Band Names

hipthrust/flail (by windbiting)

My Mom and I Solve Mysteries All the Time

Sleep Numbs the Soul (as aggressively suggested by windbiting)

When Love Gently Wilts

Mouth Menstruation

Alive, and Shorn

Easy There, Big Spender

Death Robots Like Sunrises Too

An Appropriate Amount of Humping

Boner at the Disco

Slow Domestic Abuse

So Close-minded to Grandma Porn

LE HEARTE TAMBIÉN

Can’t Write Paper, Too Much Dancing (via Lila)

Sweater Machine