Lost Band Names

Aggressive Print Statements (via chris)

Pussy Manbeam

I Pressed Tab, I Love You

boner mystery

i’ll be building pillars while you sleep (via windbiting)

litote bag (via windbiting)

Multiple Awesome Cars

Cookie Cutter Child Death Story (via windbiting)

clinic/practicum

I’m Going to Make Your Mom Commit Suicide

forced enjambment (by windbiting)

Irrevocable Vernacular

hipthrust/flail (by windbiting)

My Mom and I Solve Mysteries All the Time

Sleep Numbs the Soul (as aggressively suggested by windbiting)